Todays rant is brought to you by the letter G, G is for girls. Girls that are stupid, bitch, moan, and complain. About what you ask? Boys. They complain when they don't have a boy, complain when they do, complain about other girls boys, they bitch about the way they act dress and look. Really? REALLY? Please shut the fuck up! I tell all of my girl friends that if they don't like the boy or boys their with to dump them, end it, move on to the next. The saying of the day-"There's a million penises just because one if dumb, jobless, and controlling doesn't mean they all are." If your boyfriend doesn't trust, treats you like a piece of shit, and is a control dick wad from the beginning what the fuck makes you think that they are going to change? People especially boys are not craft products, you can't just hot glue and bedazzle shit onto them that isn't there from the beginning. First off what dude wants to get bedazzled and hot glue hurts, ever get hot glue on yourself by accident? I have that shit burns like beeeetch! Oh and dudes are not really into bedazzled shit unless their fabulous. But back to the point, people are not projects you can't just expect to change people, especially when your a hypocrite that says they hate dudes that want to change them. COME ON NOW! Then when they break up with you, you cry? Really? REALLY? Shut the fuck up, suck it up, and realize its your fault, and when they say its not you its them, its you idiot. If a guy ever EVER says that to you tell them to bend over and check to see if they still have balls, if he doesn't have to balls to tell you the truth then confront him.
Today one of my friends calls me, crying about her boyfriend, and begs me for advice. Whats the problem? Oh well she cheated consistently on him, making out with guys, hooking up with guys from the club/work, and then she told. Very admirable of her to tell him and face the truth, but then she doesn't understand why he's mad at her and says mean things to her. REALLY?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Um hello because you cheated on him, you gave other dudes the chance at your hot pockets, you let other guys heat up you hot pockets, and eat them! You cheated on him, why do you think he's mad? Because you did shave your legs? NO its because you cheated on him and then told him. Its stupidity like this that makes guys think that all girls are idiots. So what advice did I give her? Oh well I told her that first she's an idiot, that duh he's mad because she cheated, not to get mad at him for getting mad at her, and to let it go. She's lucky he stay with her and not to do it again. Girls like her are called whores, and yes I tell her that all the time.
Its like some girls reach a certain age and their brains fall straight out of their ass. They start acting like idiots, talking like idiots, and lose all common sense they once had, especially when it comes to boys. Girls that I've known since I was still sitting in my shitty diaper turn into goo goo brained mush mouthed blubbering idiots when they reach a certain age and boys start having an interest in them. A no non sense, sarcastic, fun girl turns into a naive, reluctant, lame girl. It makes no sense, if he liked you for being that no non sense girl then why change, and then he breaks up with you because you've changed and you "just don't understand" WAH- insert crazy loud crying. Eh duh?! I'm not even going to explain that.
So to wrap this up, you can't buy a boy kit at Michaels craft store, of course you idiot he's going to be mad at you for letting guys heat up your hot pockets, and its not you its me.
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