Snob

My husband/dad/brother/friend/sister/aunt/uncle/second brothers cousin has sooooo much money. They own property in Europe/Hawaii/South America, OMG I'm so rich I piss gold, like legit gold that sparkles. When I go shopping I don't look at price tags, my shoes are worth more than your car. My car is the amount of student loans that you own. You just got a Mac?! HA I've had mine for years, in fact every year a new one comes out I get a new one, I actually know....WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK? I could give a shit less about the kind of car you drive, guess what I drive a Hyundai and don't give a fuck about your Mercedes/BMW/Lexus/fill in the blank car. Would I give my right arm to drive a car like yours? No because then I wouldn't be able to drive you fucking idiot. You can take your fancy car and stick it up your ass. Oh you own property in Europe? Well congradu-fuck-alation so does everyone else that lives in fucking Europe. You piss gold? Seriously?! Seriously?! First off humanly impossible unless you are a robot, alien, or some type of mystical leprechaun and thats just fucking weird. Oh and whats up with these celebrities that say they've never shit or farted? REALLY!? Why because you puke after every meal, or just starve yourself? Or your just so stupid that you can't admit that you've, like every other person in the world has taken a shit. Please if Oprah shits then its ok if you do to because come on Oprah is like I don't know the SHIT!
I don't care if your so awesome that your shoes cost thousands of dollars, because one good step in shit, and those shoes will be worth shit. But then again I guess you don't care because you have soooooo much money. I am so sick and tired of hearing about how much money people have. Why is it the more money you get the more of an asshole you are? Comes with the territory I guess, well what comes around goes around. Guess what when the zombie apocalypse comes your house will be the first mother fucking one I loot so thanks for the heads up bitch.